What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:49

Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-J W Pepper
Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
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Goldfinger
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III